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A Warning From the Future About The Time Traveler's Wife - Vulture
May 15, 2022 1 min, 47 secs

Kathryn today: I think the most off-putting thing about The Time Traveler’s Wife, right from the jump, is how strangely chintzy and thin it looks.

Theo James’s Old Henry makeup looks like a poorly coded aging filter on a free iPhone app, and Rose Leslie looks like she’s doing a celebrity promotional spot for essential oils that’s about to play on QVC.

Every rock looks like it’s made out of Styrofoam; every shrub looks like it was recently purchased from Michaels?

It’s supposed to look fake but then later it looks all too real!

Kathryn six days from now: [Abruptly pops into existence.] Nope?

Kathryn today: Wait, who are you.

Kathryn six days from now: Yes, I am.

Kathryn today: Ouch?

Kathryn six days from now: Really.

Kathryn today: Anyhow, The Time Traveler’s Wife.

This first episode seems like it’s trying to turn this story into a romantic romp, which is a very odd and frankly discomfiting approach to the material.

Kathryn today and Kathryn six days from now: What!

Kathryn from 2010: It’s me, Kathryn from 2010.

Kathryn today: Uh, no, actually?

Kathryn from 2010: Wow, what a coincidence.

Kathryn today and Kathryn six days from now: Well ….

Kathryn, 2010: It’s the same guy?.

Kathryn today: It seems like that time is now?

Kathryn six days from now: I mean, it’s not great!?

Kathryn today and Kathryn six days from now: [Evocative silence.].

Kathryn today: You mean, by ending the first episode with the most fake-looking gray severed feet you can imagine just sitting there in an alley, like someone forgot part of their Frankenstein decoration on the way home from a Spirit Halloween.

Kathryn today: No.

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