Over the last few days, I’ve been consumed by a game called Vampire Survivors.

Time to boot up Vampire Survivors and see how far I can get before my editors get back to me.

Might as well waste some time with Vampire Survivors.

As with most roguelikes, there are multiple characters to choose from when you start a new Vampire Survivors run.

No matter who you choose, Vampire Survivors does everything it can to make them into a bullet hell boss.

I’m just going to come out and say it: Vampire Survivors is the perfect game.