Take that, everyone who ever saw a ginger walking down the street and yelled out of his car, â€œRonald McDonald,â€ â€œCarrot Topâ€ or â€œLeprechaun,â€ not that anything like that has ever happened to me. !
The Queen was literally bombed by Nazis for a year and never even said, â€œHow perfectly beastly!â€ If anyone had suggested she ever go on a worldwide itâ€™s-so-hard-to-be-me tour, she would have told him to stop being such a wet.In 1992, the year a massive fire at Windsor Castle took out 115 rooms and both of her sonsâ€™ marriages also went up in flames, Elizabeth said, â€œ1992 is not a year on which I shall look back with undiluted pleasure.â€ Hell, yeah: The British way is mastery of the colossal understatement
Thereâ€™s a reason people say â€œSlay, Queenâ€ and not â€œPreach, Duchess.â€ The Queen also called that year her â€œAnnus Horribilis.â€ What a classy way to say, â€œThat sucked!â€ Meghan Markle, on the other hand, gets duly mocked by Piers Morgan (â€œI wouldnâ€™t believe her if she filed a weather reportâ€) and she files a formal complaintAnd not since the Duke of Windsor turned out to be a bit of a Nazi has the royal family suffered an embarrassment on par with H&Mâ€™s ghastly Time magazine cover: â€œThis looks like Harry is her hairdresser and heâ€™s looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers,â€ observed Irish comic GrÃ¡inne Maguire on Twitter.
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