You probably know the story by now, but when Minecraft's Steve joined the Super Smash Bros.

Ultimate roster earlier this month, fans quickly discovered that his victory screen contained a very unfortunate bit of meat placement.

He’d much rather just have a night in with Mario Kart and a pizza, and we can’t say we blame him.

I guess Steve was just really excited to be in Smash.

If innuendo was subtly acknowledged with a wink and a nod rather than akin to a "money shot", then we could have saved Snake's snake and Steve's meat.

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