Chris Pratt — dinosaur fighter, intergalactic crusader, voicer of Mario — is known for many things, particularly being a member of the Hollywood Chris Club (HCC), co-chaired by Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth with a permanent seat on the security council for Chris Pine.

I went golfing with my friend, Chad, my pastor the other day and he was like, 'No one calls you Chris.

And just like that, Chris Pratt is a 2008 bop from the Ting Tings?

Obviously, Evans and Hemsworth, your buff Marvel Chrises, aren't going anywhere, and neither is Pine, your pilot Chris in the worlds of DC and Star Trek!

And then, of course, there was that time Messina showed his range and went blond, setting the internet's collective heart — and its penchant for complete inappropriateness — racing.

It's time to change up the power dynamic in Hollywood