Nintendo, ever the iconoclasts, chose the most recent Nintendo Direct to announce not the GameCube Zelda remakes we’re certain they’ve already finished, nor any information about the upcoming Mario movie, but instead to surprise-reveal the official title of Breath of the Wild 2.

It was The Legend Of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

Except, no, sorry about this, we’re never going to be able to get out of the habit of calling it Breath of the Wild 2.

Let’s be abundantly clear here: Tears of the Kingdom (TotK) is a direct sequel to Breath of the Wild in a way no Zelda game has been a direct sequel since 1987's Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.

Read More: The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2 Gets A Totally Different Name, Release Date, And Trailer.

Come on, it should at least have been The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Tears of the Kingdom.

Of course, this is distracting us from more important matters, like how we should be organizing international protests to ensure Nintendo doesn’t bloody let weapons break after you tap them against a leaf this time around.